Gonna Be a Bear......

to my dear sil, cindy. this one's for you! :) thanks for a fun day!

in this life i'm a woman. in my next life, i'd like to come back as a bear.

when you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

you do nothing but sleep for six months.

i could deal with that.

before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid.

i can deal with that too.

when you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs.

i could definitely deal with that.

if you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

i could deal with that.

if you're a bear, you mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. he EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

yup, gonna be a bear.